Tim reageert op 2026 fossiele-brandstof-top in Colombia

TimANNOUNCEMENT Hold on, today I received a news item from 2026, from the NOS Foreign desk. The headline reads: 'Fossil fuels stay on agenda after Colombia summit, Van Veldhoven believes'. Seriously? Let’s see what this is.

TimINTRO Colombia, fifty countries, a harbor town, and a minister hoping fossil fuels will permanently stay on the agenda. Wait… you’re joking, right?

TimREACTION It feels like someone telling me that people in 2025 just discovered you can charge a phone with solar power. I have to laugh. In 2250 we halve CO₂ with a snap: just an epigenetic tweak and my second dad’s algae-womb pod powers the house. Yet you’re still arguing whether oil should be taboo? And the Netherlands won’t even show a roadmap? Even Tuvalu, an island that in my time floats as a bio-polis in the Solar Regatta, has to remind you climate isn’t optional. Post-2070 routine: we sign a pact, upload it to the climate-chain, done. You lay a foundation for a house while it’s already 40 degrees outside. Still, I watch with warm eyes: every start is a start, even if it’s two centuries late.

TimOUTRO So yeah, keep filling those agendas. Next time I’ll show you 2250: one day without fossils, just normal. Catch you later, cheers, Tim.